2007. október 14., vasárnap

How to Organize a Wedding in a Week

1st day: Get a couple who wants to get married. Pick a date. Tell the parents.

2nd day: Start to organize a small ceremony with 4-6 guests. Get phone calls from the parents. Get depressed.

3rd day:
Start to organize a bigger ceremony with 20 guests. Buy wedding dresses and suits. Get depressed about the prices. Pick the restaurant and order the meal and the cake. Ask a sister to make the bouquet, phone the guest and ask them not to bring presents.

4th day:
Choose music, set the sitting order. Ask a brother to draw the sitting cards. Pick some quotations for the sitting cards.

5th day:
Pay the ceremony bill, fix the music, the number of guests and the meal. Buy a pair of shoes and some other missing things. Buy paper for the sitting cards and print them.

6th day:
Fix the date for the parents' meeting. Get a haircut. Buy a hairpin. Reserve room for the guest who want to arrive a day before the wedding or want to stay a day after it. Get tired.

7th day:
Relax. You have 4 weeks before the wedding ceremony.

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